if you’re ever sad think of the anatomy in the xxxHolic anime
when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like ‘oh my god’ and then one day she wouldn’t stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned around and went “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOPHIE SHUT THE FUCK UP” and she freaked out and started praying and then the next week her parents tried to sue the teacher
Cutting off hair in ancient Asia (Japan, china, Korea & possibly some other Asian cultures) symbolizes being banished or rejected from their home. In the more modern age that is now, cutting long hair into a short cut means to forget the past, leaving the old and starting anew.
“I am a 40 year old father, and i just can’t sleep thinking about Wreck-It Ralph huge hands into my anus, I want those hands filling all inside of me, I want to scream so loud and feel that huge and manly beast having the control of my body… my 4 year old son have this scale model of Wreck-It Ralph… I used as my dildo… but it’s not enough… I’m insane right now”
swear 2 god next time a family member asks me how school is going im gonna drop my pants and poop right on the floor in front of everyone